| Name | Nickname | Batting | Bowling |
|---|---|---|---|
| Right hand | Right arm medium | ||
| Tiger | Ugly but effective | Unpredictable | |
| Slog-fest | Beautiful Swanns | ||
| Bungi | |||
| AD | |||
| Elmo | Right-Hand | Right Arm Leg-Spin | |
| Cloggy | Right Hand Unorthodox | Right Arm Medium (just) | |
| Andre | RH scratchy | RA slow | |
| Budgie | LHB | Left | |
| Bagpuss | |||
| Naranja/Charmin | |||
| Coatesy | |||
| Ninja | |||
| Boss | Right hand | Fast | |
| Archie | Right hand | Right hand | |
| Left Arm Lasith | |||
| Skoda | RHB | OS | |
| RHB | Murali | ||
| Diesel | |||
| Dangerous, Romford | Chunkyesque | Filth | |
| Can only hit straight | Anywhere | ||
| Beetroot | |||
| Hendo | |||
| Razor | Flash and Slash | ||
| Buzz | Mod | Med-Fast | |
| Yulelog | |||
| Charles | Classic Jedi | Flat Sh@# | |
| Chas | RH flamboyant flashing blade | RH Metronomic rubbish | |
| Wiley | |||
| Tweeds | Left hand (LH) Cultured!!! | Just Check the average | |
| Boner | RH Opener | RH Medium | |
| Rillo | |||
| Poo boy | poor | Can swing a brick | |
| Rock Star | Right Hand Bat | Right Arm Off Break | |
| Ronaldo | |||
| Taffy | Right Hand | Right Hand | |
| Seve | None | Trundle | |
| wkt/leg spin | |||
| Gun | Straight | Steady | |
| Shaggy | |||
| Declan | Right handed | Spin | |
| Donny | Right hand batsman | Off spinner | |
| Right hand | Right hand | ||
| Dougs | |||
| Right Handed | Left Arm Medium | ||
| Watto | Left hand batsmen | Off Spin | |
| de Vito | |||
| The Great One | Class LH Bat | Slow Medium | |
| RHB | Slow RA | ||
| Joey Essex | |||
| Ed | Rh | RA slow/medium | |
| Gremmers | sweepologist | Off spin | |
| Gavlar | Left Handed Loves Missing a Straight One | Right Arm Aggressively Inaccurate | |
| Geno | Right Hand | Left Arm Seam | |
| Geoff | Right Hand | Right Arm Slow | |
| Smokey | |||
| Belly | RHB | ||
| George | Left handed | Right arm leg spin | |
| Right Hand | Off spin | ||
| Graeme | Right hand | Left arm or w/k | |
| Right Handed | Right Arm Medium | ||
| ambo/ kirby | yuvraj | gun | |
| Harry | Right hand | Rt arm seamer | |
| Hemal | right arm Leg spin | ||
| Left Hand top order Batsman | RF | ||
| Macca | |||
| Mullers | RHB | OB | |
| Left hand | |||
| Jag | Right Hand | Right Arm | |
| Big Mac | |||
| Mary | |||
| Wrighty | playing and missing | RAA (right arm asbo) | |
| J Dog | |||
| JOD | nonefornoneoffnone | ||
| JPK/Beans | RH | Military Medium | |
| Jerry | |||
| Jon | Right Hand Lower Order | Right Arm Dibbly Dobblies | |
| Jonathan | |||
| Jonny | Hockey | None | |
| JR/YGH/The Duke | RH Dukes | RA Dukes | |
| Gilo | |||
| Biggles | |||
| Nass | RHB | RA Leg Spin | |
| 3 foot Wonder,Pluggy | RHB | Leg Spin | |
| Handbag | Stylish RHB | ||
| VJ | |||
| Lancer | Class | Class | |
| The Predator | |||
| Wimpy | |||
| Snake | |||
| Brumbie | |||
| Hendo | LHB | born 2 get wickets... | |
| Gaffer | |||
| Junior | RHB | ex bowler | |
| Gidday | |||
| Persil | |||
| Matt | Right hand | Rt arm seamer | |
| Max | Attacking | Seam | |
| Right-Handed | Flattering Leg Spin | ||
| Rude | RH aggressive | Slow Off breaks | |
| Squidy | Aggressive RH | Medium Pacer | |
| Luigi | RHB | Right Arm Slow | |
| Tim | |||
| Right Hand Middle Order Batsman | Right Arm MF | ||
| Dr Tall | |||
| Crafty | RH Hitter | Medium Pace | |
| The Colonel | Non Six hitting six hitter | Off Cutters | |
| Angry Badger | Elegant | Old Fashioned | |
| Tonka | Wafting outside off stump | Right arm darts | |
| RH | |||
| Omer | Right handed | Right arm | |
| Middle Order-Not to bad | Medium pace Swing bowler | ||
| Paddy | Right Hand Viking | Right Arm Kink | |
| Chesh | |||
| Doris | Stylish RH | Very Slow Right Arm (RA) | |
| Loftie | Basher | Burly paceman | |
| Boo | |||
| Calvin | |||
| V | |||
| Pedro | Horrifically impressive | Liam Plunkett | |
| Roudy! | |||
| panda | poor | right arm medium | |
| Rocky | |||
| Right Hand | Left arm medium | ||
| wide | |||
| Hodge Ginger Warrior | Right Hand | Right arm quick | |
| Dawson | |||
| Shep | |||
| Stuart McGill | Scorer of really big runs against really | crap sides | |
| Batty | |||
| Kitbag | Right-Hand Slow | Right-Hand Slow | |
| Bambi | Hitter | ||
| RH Opener | RH Medium | ||
| Right hand batsman | Left arm seam | ||
| Victor | |||
| Evo | Full of intent | Right Arm Top of Off Stump | |
| Haystacks | |||
| Sasha | Aggressive LH | Rubbish | |
| Joesam | |||
| Slow | None | ||
| President | |||
| Bots | |||
| Darey | Run Machine | Wicket Taking Machine | |
| Foxy | |||
| RH | Right Arm | ||
| Fiery | |||
| Swilly | |||
| Delly | |||
| Stinky | |||
| Tomsie | Prolific RH | Slow filth | |
| Canty | big swing | ||
| 2 Names | |||
| Tommo | Spitter | ||
| Taqvi | Right Handed | Right Arm Medium Fast | |
| Mr Stinky | |||
| Fougs | |||
| Smithers | Friendly Batsman of the year | Jade Dernbach's | |
| Scud | |||
| Tweaky | Right Hand (compulsive sweeper) | Off breaks | |
| Fast | |||
| Kickstand/Gary Pratt | Net Batsman | Net Bowler | |
| Bruise | Right hand | Left arm orthodox | |